So here for any of you interested in traveling with me are the rules that made this last trip so great and so many others, not so much!
- Don’t pack more than you can carry.
Now, as an adult, you would think I would be a pro. But, somehow, not.
Because, while I had grown up an Army brat, moving every 3 years, traveling with my family by train all over Europe and boats and planes all over Asia, somehow I failed to pick up the packing gene. I may have mentioned one family trip where my mother (foolish woman!) allowed me to pack my own suitcase only to discover when we got to our destination that I had brought an entire suitcase full of stuffed animals. (Ah, but see the laugh was on her, because I then got a new wardrobe out of it! This McFetridge isn’t so stupid after all, eh?)
In any event, when I decided to go off into the wilds of
But, in my delusional state, I imagined we would be digging wells and treating malaria patients, sweat pouring from my brow while I brought civilization to this poor underprivileged nation. (OK, again with the ridiculous. Trust me to “volunteer” in a tropical paradise and think I am actually doing good for anything other than my tan.)
In any event, I only packed the absolute necessities. Like a shovel. Water purification kit, tourniquet, snake bite kit, sleep sack, bug hut etc. And, before you ask, no, I wasn’t actually camping. (although, oddly, there seemed to be a slew of toilet seat-less toilets. I still can’t figure out if there was some sort of a discount if you bypassed the seat option.)
And, yes, there was clean, running water, hospitals and real buildings with roofs and all! And, shockingly, no need for a shovel.
Here is what I did not bring: nice shoes, make-up or jewelry. Now this will come as a surprise to all y’all who know me. And, this was an important lesson. Because after two weeks of “volunteering” (read: holiday-ing) and suffering with toilet seat-less toilets and other non-5 star amenities, I decided I needed, guess what? Yep, a 5 Star hotel. So, I checked into the best hotel in the capital, took a hot bubble bath and then decided to treat myself to a fancy dinner and bottle of wine in the restaurant. But, not having brought any shoes other than flip flops, no jewelry other than a sport watch and no make-up at all, I felt dowdy and underdressed. Two things I hate.
So, by the end of my three months, I no longer had a shovel, water purification kit, tourniquet or snake bite kit. But, that was alright, because they made room for my new collection of silver jewelry, cute shoes, lip gloss and mascara.
In any event, I was able to carry it all. Of course, I had to load-shed some not so important stuff in order to do it. (like the bags of sour patch kids and starburst I had my friends bring me. And, add a new monogrammed Lands End bag that said friends also brought me along with some new Victoria Secret pajamas and make-up) But, nevertheless, I was able to lug it all by my lonesome.
So, to any would-be travel companions, take heed: you don’t need 5 pairs of shoes for a weekend or three changes of clothes for every day. But, if you really think you do, then make sure you can carry it all, because you’re on your own. Oh, and be particularly aware of this rule if there are multiple busses, trains, planes, boats, or metro/tube trips involved. Because all those mean stairs and, if you're traveling with me, probably, at least once, sprinting to catch one of the above!
Rule 2: It ain’t gonna be like home.
That is why it is called “traveling.” See? You go somewhere different and you experience new things and you learn from it: either that you got it better at home or maybe home should/could change. In any event, if you’re English, no, they can’t make tea. And, not everyone serves omelette and chips or has Sky sports. And, if you’re American, no, there is no Hilton, Starbucks or McDonalds on every corner.
And both of y’all -- sometimes you aren’t allowed to flush the toilet paper and not everyone speaks English. (shocking, I know!)
Some of us think that this is kind of the beauty of it. So, please, if you only eat free range organic iguana slaughtered by the light of the full moon and blessed by a shaman, pack a supply because you ain’t gonna get it anywhere else. And, here’s a heads up: in
Because you know what you do get? The Al Hambra,
Not much of a trade-off in my book.
Rule 3: Roll with the punches.
People are always shocked that this is one of my rules. Now, I know I can be a little demanding. And, I have even been referred to as “fussy” on occasion. But, I like to think that I drop all that once I hit an airport. Because, you know what? Shit happens when you travel. Bags get lost, flights get cancelled, hotel brochures are misleading etc. If you really get all worked about that stuff, traveling ain’t for you.
Probably the best example of this was when I went on a trip with MBA class to Europe – now they all flew from
And, sure enough, they did not. For 2 days.
Now, lucky me, the airline gives you an amenities kit. Which is great if all you want to do is brush your teeth (once) and sit in your new cotton granny panties. Um, surprisingly, as it was my first time in
All my classmates were shocked at this new laid back Kristin. But, what are you gonna do? Sit around and complain that it ain’t like home (see Rule 2) or enjoy the time you have and the mileage you're gonna get out of those stories? (Case in point right here!)
Rule 4: Be OK being on your own.
If you decide to travel with other people, which most of us do, realize that we don’t all want to do the same things. And, guess what? That is just dandy. Because, nothing is more annoying that passive aggressive types who don’t want to do what you do, but will just because they can’t stand being on their own. I know I might be unusual in that I like being alone. I like shopping alone and I am always happy to read a book or listen to music.
So, if you want to get up at the crack of dawn and walk 20 miles in a downpour to see a church, fabulous! But, please, don’t expect me to come along as I am perfectly OK not seeing another church, building, museum blah blah blah. I am perfectly happy to sleep in, go for a run, do a little shopping and have my own little wander.
I know that makes me a bad tourist in some eyes, but I can live with that. And, if you really do like company on your hours of trekking across a
And, don’t worry, I’ll meet you later for cocktails and you can tell me all about it. And, show me the pictures. So, really, it’s like I went, too, so, turns out, I didn’t need to go after all.
Rule 5: Remember, we are ALL on vacation.
Unfortunately, most people I know don’t get to bum around Europe on yachts or ski slopes or lounge in spas in Bali or
But, for the rest of us, we all have a finite amount of time and cash with which to enjoy ourselves. And, if we’re on a trip together, then, you know what, it is because we like each other enough to choose to share that time and money together. So, I promise not to make my drama yours. (OK, that is a bit of a lie. Being a drama queen, I really LOVE when things go wrong (see Rule 3 if you are confused about why), so I will make you share my drama, but hopefully, with laughter. No one likes a complainer. Unless they are funny about it. And you all know how funny I think I am!)
So, maybe I should just say, don’t make your drama mine. (Unless of course, you’re funny, too. Which you probably are if you’re friends with me.) But, if you’re not (i.e someone else brought you along on the trip), then don’t whine to me about losing your favorite lip gloss, having your wallet stolen because you set it down in a crowded bar, paying too much for a taxi or meal or not having anything to eat (Again, see Rule 2). I’ve done all those things and I survived. And, so can you. And you know what?
If you can laugh at it, so can everyone else.
Maybe even in a blog.
Cool blog! Be *careful* about using your real identity. Things you say can comeback to haunt you, especially being the straight-shooter you are...
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